The men in our life can be funny, moody, straight shooters, and have the ability to get to the heart of a problem. Small talk? Not my guys! On social media, there’s one place they feel at home…Twitter. Do you know the 14 Ways Guys Are Like Twitter?
14 Ways Guys Are Like Twitter
- They only speak in 140 characters or less.
- THEY ARE LOUD AND TALK IN ALL CAPS.
- If they don’t like what someone says, they don’t reply.
- Spelling doesn’t matter….to them.
- Snark and attitude reign supreme.
- Random people may jump into their conversation.
- It’s not necessary to understand everything they say.
- Lurking around is permitted.
- They don’t need permission to voice their opinion.
- Both regularly follow people who do not follow them back.
- Talking about different things at the same time is okay.
- Crazy, funny rants that make absolutely no sense are admissible.
- They bounce around from topic to topic.
- No one sees them sitting around in their underwear on the computer all day.
A Guide to Using Twitter
http://www.theorsociety.com/Pages/Networking/FollowUs/whytweet.aspx
Funny YouTube Twitter Fails
Funny Comedians I Follow on Twitter
Stephen Colbert (@Stephenathome)
Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt)
Tracy Morgan (@RealTracyMorgan)
Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan)
Brian Regan (@BrianReganComic)
Chris Rock (@ChrisRock)
Will Ferrell (@WillFerrel)
Check out 20 Funny People You Need to Follow on Twitter
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/20-funny-people-need-follow-twitter-weird-wonderful-web/
Favorite Guy Tweets
Because I’m a Guy @CauseWereGuys
Life should be more like Hockey. If somebody pisses you off, you beat the shit out of them, then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.
My 5-year-old daughter just complained that about her pillow not being soft enough. I’m just relieved that she’s not spoiled.
how to make me happy:
- make me food
- buy me food
- be food
- food
I’m starting a life-coaching business if anyone is interested. I’ll be doing sessions out of my parents’ house til I get my own place.
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That You Tube is hilarious.
That guy is so funny. I’m going to search for his other videos. Love the accent.
Number 1 couldn’t be more true. It’s because we all read Hemingway in high school and now we’re all about being the “stoic” man haha.
Andrew
http://www.seniorly.com
Yep. And 140 characters might be a push.
I’ll take 140 characters any day over some of the stuff we’re subjected to. Some guys should practice the ‘elevator pitch’. Two minutes or less to get your point across, or finish that never ending joke. I like to get right to the punch line.
I liked the one about following people who don’t follow you back. Just finished writing Sin City Wild Life: Is This the Beginning of the End? an implausible and frightening tale of Roving Roaches and Blattaria Bandits.
I read ’em again, and I like all of them!
I think I have a love hate relationship with Twitter. Never even sure if people are getting it. It does cause you to get straight to the point.