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Walter Palmer, the American dentist who shot Cecil, is in hiding as outrage grows surrounding the death of this known local favorite African lion. As children and adults mourn the tragic loss of Cecil, the search continues for Walter.

A White House petition has reached over 175,000 signatures requesting Walter Palmer to be extradited to Zimbabwe but where is he?

6 Ways to Find Walter Palmer

Use AARP

The best way to find someone is to enlist AARP’s help. Since my 50^th birthday, I have been contacted 289 times to “Join Now.” According to their website, they have over 37,000,000 members. They know where everybody lives and it’s impossible to try and hide from AARP.

http://www.aarp.org/about-aarp/

Lure with Dental Decay

Go to suspected hideouts and lure him with adults and children flaunting their cavities, tooth decay, gum disease, root canal, and mouth sores. The temptation to make money will be too great to turn down.

Contact 7-Eleven

A dentist on the go like Walter Palmer cannot resist daily dental care. Find him by tracking the inventory of 7-Eleven stores within a 20-mile radius of his suspected location. He will be easy to sniff out based on purchase orders of travel-sized toothbrush, tiny tubes of toothpaste, floss, and mini bottles of mouthwash.

Hire Dog the Bounty Hunter

Dog, Beth and their crack team of bounty hunters will leave no stone unturned to find and bring to justice Walter Palmer. Dog has successfully made over 6,000 captures in 27 years. He has tracked a high profile rapist, vicious thugs, and escaped convicts. He’ll have no problem finding one dentist.

http://www.dogthebountyhunter.com

Enlist Jack Riley

If Dog is busy, hire DEA agent Jack Riley. In case you haven’t heard, this guy took down El Chapo, the recently escaped drug lord. He’s spent years investigating the Mexican cartels. He can use all government resources like wiretaps, satellite surveillance, and unlimited supply of coffee and donuts. One dentist will be nothing.

http://abc7chicago.com/news/i-team-chicago-dea-chief-promoted-to-post-in-washington/311542/

Track Facebook

Walter Palmer has no problem posting pictures of his conquests on Facebook. To catch him, use the IP address of his cat photos or selfies. Check Instagram to follow his latest meal.

http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/most-shocking/top-10-annoying-things-people-do-on-facebook/?view=all

Sign the Petition

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/821/738/351/demand-justice-for-cecil-the-lion-in-zimbambwe/

#WalterPalmer

Where do you think Walter Palmer is hiding? Post your thoughts.

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