Actual Amazon Reviews for Ninja Grappling Hook Will Blow Your Mind

Actual Amazon Reviews for Ninja Grappling Hook Will Blow Your Mind Stacey GustafsonAmazon reviews are an opportunity to express yourself and provide honest and strange insight on the most unusual items. Ever heard of a Ninja Grappling Hook?

Check out my personal selection of the “most helpful customer reviews” for the Ninja Grappling Hook. What’s a grappling hook you ask? It’s a scary pointy hook attached to a long nylon rope used to help you grapple out from a tight spot of course. The Actual Amazon Reviews will blow your mind. You’ll want to read to the end.


Actual Amazon Reviews for Ninja Grappling Hook Will Blow Your Mind

Pretty good

4.0 out of 5 stars

I must admit, I had pretty high expectations for these. I *stupidly* thought I would be able to climb or do anything with these. That of course was just wishful thinking, but all in all I give them a four out of five…

A few small problems: when you put weight on them, the metal part on the back digs into your hand. I just got some red Ace bandage and made sort of a glove to go under it. I like the way it looks. Also, Don’t think you can put all your weight on these. These are to ASSIST your climbing, you’re not supposed to rely on these only. One thing I learned the hard way: don’t just throw ’em in a bag and later reach in carelessly. You’ll end up bleeding.

Thankfully, the straps are adjustable, so they fit small hands just as good. Now, as I said there were a few problems, but they were easily fixed.



Tree Climbers’ Friends

4.0 out of 5 stars

Requires some practice, patience, and strength. Tighten that strap down and be ready to hug the tree. Buy some good gloves. Watch your Face!

I like it

4.0 out of 5 stars

A little big for me, but nice product. I would recommend this product, but you should get the foot spikes as well.

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Barn Climbing good time

5.0 out of 5 stars

I use these to climb old abandoned buildings and it really helps me get a good grip, I recommend getting a pair of gloves with a small plate below the knuckles so the metal on the claws don’t dig into you.

love it

5.0 out of 5 stars

I loved the ninja hand claws they made everything easyer when it came 2 climbing it really helped with stunts the claws were the best I think more people should buy them

Not very good for climbing tigers but very good for climbing tigers

3.0 out of 5 stars

I have given the Ninja Shuko Hand Claws Climbing Tiger Spikes – 2PC a medium rating as I was unable to test them by personally climbing any tigers. My local zoo declined to let me into the tiger enclosure to test them out and climb their tigers. This was, of course, very unfortunate and quite rude given that I had asked the lady at the ticket office about testing my latest purchase by climbing tigers after procuring my ticket (I still find it puzzling that she found it acceptable to laugh, spit out her coffee, drop her cigarette and send a text message whilst I was stood there).

However I was able to throw them into the tiger enclosure whilst the keeper’s back was turned and watched as the largest tiger placed the Ninja Shuko Hand Claws Climbing Tiger Spikes – 2PC on his (or her not sure) front paws and proceeded to climb up the wooden enclosure walls. The tiger was at the top before the keeper noticed and hosed it down with a strong water jet.

No tigers were harmed during the testing of this product.

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1.0 out of 5 stars

The claws hurt the back of your hand major heating and bending is required if your going to use them or another piece of steal in front to prevent rocking.


4.0 out of 5 stars

I love tree climbing and these do help a lot! You can’t exactly climb up a vertical tree with them but I feel a lot safer with them. They are also super cool looking!

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  1. Seriously??!! I don’t even want to know what some of these reviewers are using these things for! Thanks for the laughs!

  2. There are some pretty crazy reviews out on Amazon. The actor and activist George Takei has written his share. My favorites were for a banana slicer and a Bic Pen made especially for women.

  3. I used to love climbing trees and barns. Maybe these will help me regain my youth. Or maybe I’ll just buy a jump rope.

    • staceygustafson says:

      Just think, with the grappling hook, you could break into a neighbor’s home. A jump robe is your safest bet!

  4. Aha! I found your blog. You’re hilarious and I don’t know why I haven’t been following you before now. Grrrr….. lots to catch up on. Plus you’ve inspired me to write humorous Amazon reviews now – – who knows…it could lead to something big, like being featured in your blog. 🙂 I’ll just use slightly better spelling and grammar than the ones you’ve so generously featured here. lol. See you at the rest of Erma!

    • staceygustafson says:

      So happy we connected at Erma. I’m inspired to get back to making folks laugh. Can’t wait to read your baby girl/boy story.You’re funny and dark.

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