Bachelorette Rachel – Contestants Raise Red Flags

The newest 2017 Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay debuts on ABC this Monday, May 22, and has 31 contestants to choose Bachelorette Rachel Beware Red Flags Stacey Gustafsonfrom. But her gentleman suitors raise more red flags than a Chinese military parade. Hey ABC, what happened to properly vetting these guys?

According to ABC official website, here’s the bio for Bachelorette Rachel. http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelorette/cast/rachel-lindsay

Bio for Bachelorette Rachel

Rachel, 32, obtained her under graduate degree at University of Texas at Austin, then went on to receive her law degree from Marquette University in Milwaukee. Driven and passionate about her career, Rachel quickly joined a prestigious law firm in Dallas after graduation. Winning in court has never been a problem, but finding love is a case that unfortunately remains open.

When she’s not in the courtroom, Rachel enjoys jamming out to Michael Jackson and Prince, playing basketball and watching scary movies. Her future husband will need to be smart, funny, have a decent jump shot and be willing to compete for her attention with the two other men she holds dearly: her handsome nephew, Allister, and her adorable dog, Copper.

Personally, I think Bachelorette Rachel would have been better picking out a mate on her own, but once again the lure of being the Bachelorette won out. In this case, I want to remind Rachel to be aware of the contestants obvious red flags.

Rachel, we implore you not to fall prey to the attention seekers and guys who refer to themselves as “a fresh drink of water with a jolt of lightning” in the bedroom. What the heck does that even mean?

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List of all contestants

http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelorette/news/updates/the-bachelorette-2017-cast-rachel-lindsays-season-revealed

Stacey’s Top Two Contestants

 

Bryan

He’s an educated chiropractor even though we all know chiropractors aren’t “real” doctors but still. And no tattoos. His bio didn’t reveal anything disgusting or embarrassing. He says all the right stuff and some just makes you want to cry. If he’s a phony, he’s got me fooled.

If you could be someone else just for one day, who would it be and why? Bill Gates, just because he’s so selfless and charitable. I would want to feel the gratification of donating billions of dollars to help so many people around the world. It would be the best feeling.

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Another hottie. He’s a personal trainer, age 29, and no tattoos either.

If you were stranded on a desert island, what 3 things would you bring with you and why? And what, under any circumstance could you not tolerate on that island? Water, Book of Proverbs, phone. I could not tolerate negative people.

One possible red flag. Do you consider yourself neat, messy or in between? Neat freak.

Maybe

  1. Jack Stone – No one is quite sure why he gets to claim a first and last name on the show but maybe because the name Jack Stone is way sexy. This guy has best selling author written all over.
  2. Anthony – He will definitely be in the top 10. He’s an education software manager, age 26. He’s taught in Indonesia. His greatest achievement to date? Getting a Fulbright Grant to teach in the Ivory Coast. Her mom and dad will definitely be okay with him.

Biggest Red Flags Based on Bios

  1. Jonathan – This guy describes himself as a tickle monster. Now that’s just plain stupid. Rachel needs a man not an infant.
  2. Diggy – No way a beautiful, sophisticated woman is going to call a grown ass man “Diggy.” No way.
  3. Iggy – See above.
  4. Blake E. – He’s an aspiring drummer. Come on. Rachel’s too smart to put up with traveling from one dive bar to the next.
  5. Brady – Male model? I don’t think so. No matter how confident a woman may be, gals still want all the attention. No woman wants to share the entire vanity counter with a guy’s hair pomade and manscaping tools.
  6. Lucas – WTH is Whaboom? I hate him already.
  7. Adam – At 6’2” he has height going for him but that’s about all. When asked what is the most romantic present you have ever received and why he said, “Threesome. It was my birthday.” Well, that certainly will help Rachel make her decision.
  8. Dean – He’s a mere child at 26. No way will he appeal to Rachel. Ever have trouble in the bedroom? Or been turned on during the wrong time? Whenever a girl tries to bite me I have to stop everything and have a discussion.
  9. Bryce – No way. Elf ears. (Okay, I looked at his bio picture this time.)

All in all, Bachelorette Rachel has a group of guys with a lot of red flags. But we will still be rooting for you Bachelorette Rachel. May the best man win!

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  1. OMG, elf ears! Still laughing! I saw her on a morning show. She’s engaged, so I hope it wasn’t elf ear guy! We’ll see! 😂😂😂

    • staceygustafson says:

      I hope it works out for her but she could probably do better on her own. Some of the guys have real problems. But overall, more mature than most seasons.

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