Quotes from Writers at Erma Bombeck Workshop

Dozens of award winning authors, playwrights, actors, entrepreneurs, agents, speakers and bloggers flooded into Dayton, Ohio for the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop, a workshop dedicated to humor and human interest writing. Each day, the workshop began at 9 a.m. and ended at 5 p.m., with lunch breaks featuring greats such as Amy Ephron, Kathy Kinney and Cindy Ratzlaff. The fun didn’t end there. We were treated to keynote speakers during dinner such as Roy Blunt, Jr., Leighann Lord, and a one-woman staged reading of Erma Bombeck: At Wit’s End, starring Barbara Chisholm. Not trusting my own memory, I wrote down the quotes from  writers during the sessions. Alan Zweibel Original writer … [Read more...]

Got My Funny Back At Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop 2016

“Hi, I’m the one with the cat that got stuck in the furnace last week,” said Mary Levad Lovstad, one of the first attendees I met at the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop. At that moment, she’d confirmed that I was in the right place, one where my peeps, cheerleaders, and agenda-free friends gathered to listen to incredible stories, and share in our joy and sorrow. You Can Write! For three nights, every two years, humor writers descended on Dayton, Ohio to be reinvigorated by Erma Bombeck's reminder, “You can write!” I came to find my direction again. My spark had faded and I need my butt kicked to get out of the funk. For the first time in 21 years, I did not have children to consume my … [Read more...]

10 Reasons to Love/Hate The Bachelor Ben Higgins

Reasons to Love/Hate The Bachelor Ben Higgins Hate: You Told Two Women, “I love you” Worst. Decision. Ever. And because of that, Lauren B./Jojo will remind you of it for the rest of your life. Trust me on this. Women never forget. You had so many opportunities to say it without cameras during the Fantasy Suite Night. Even Chris Harrison nearly pooped his pants. Oh, Ben. Watch https://www.whipclip.com/video/qxq87 https://youtu.be/JDy3E05gLMc Hate: Brainwashed by Olivia Why, oh, why did that bossy big mouth, Olivia, so easily seduce you? Sure, she’s a 23-year-old news anchor, poised and intelligent. But when she jumped out of that cake in a belly-dancing outfit, you had to scream … [Read more...]

Funny Actual Amazon Reviews for Climbing Claws, Stun Guns and Men’s Briefs

I’ve found an unexpected source of humor on the Internet, Actual Amazon Reviews. Amazon Reviews were originally meant to provide helpful warnings and advice to future customers. Now Internet jokesters are using Amazon Reviews as a way to ridicule strange products like “Hand tiger” climbing claws and dangerous items, like stun guns. Even Amazon Reviews on men’s briefs can be a forum for high comedy. I’ve picked out some of my favorites below. For more, read 8 Stupid Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews http://www.cracked.com/article_18939_8-stupid-amazon-products-with-impressively-sarcastic-reviews.html   Fury Martial Arts Tekagi-Shuko "Hand Tiger" Climbing … [Read more...]

Join Me and My Friends at Tommy T’s Comedy Club Fundraiser March 1

Tommy T's Comedy Club One thing I know, never underestimate the power of friendship. With a little help from 70 of my best friends, I braved my nerves and performed Stand-Up at Tommy T’s Comedy Club February 2. What a rush! Even though going out in flames was a strong possibility, I charged ahead because I had an audience that believed in me. Best Comic And then guess what? I won Best Comic at Open Mic Night, one of my greatest moments. I was honored and moved that my friends helped me achieve #1 on my bucket list. Tommy T’s even ran out of food and made up for it with free margaritas. My daughter said, “Congratulations, you broke Tommy T’s.” Now I’m honored to do it again. Join Regina … [Read more...]

Actual Amazon Reviews for Ninja Grappling Hook Will Blow Your Mind

Amazon reviews are an opportunity to express yourself and provide honest and strange insight on the most unusual items. Ever heard of a Ninja Grappling Hook? Check out my personal selection of the “most helpful customer reviews” for the Ninja Grappling Hook. What's a grappling hook you ask? It's a scary pointy hook attached to a long nylon rope used to help you grapple out from a tight spot of course. The Actual Amazon Reviews will blow your mind. You’ll want to read to the end. https://youtu.be/4UxRYsaqSYo   Actual Amazon Reviews for Ninja Grappling Hook Will Blow Your Mind Pretty good 4.0 out of 5 stars I must admit, I had pretty high expectations for these. I *stupidly* … [Read more...]

Stuff Mom Won’t Miss When Kid’s In College

Now that my youngest child is off to college, my friends asked, "What's the stuff mom won't miss when kid's in college?" You won't believe how much free time you will have. You may wonder how a grown kid (an adult, so he claimed) required so much time. And if you’re a mom with a kid or two in school, I bet you know the answer. There's just a lot of stuff Mom won't miss! Stuff Mom Won’t Miss When Kid’s in College School Drop Off – I have two kids. That means I’ve dropped kids off at school for over 13 years, with a slight break when a kid turned 16. For God’s sake, administrators, get it together. Go out there with a sign and tell those parents to pull forward! Their lazy kids can walk a … [Read more...]

11 Things I Think About At the Grocery Store During the Holidays

I bet you'd be appalled if you knew what things I think about at the grocery store during the holidays. My mind is going as fast as a teenage girl texting her BFF once I enter the supermarket. Here's a sneak peek at the things I think about at the grocery story during the holidays: 11 Things I Think About at the Grocery Store During the Holidays 1. Will I be arrested if I knock down that elderly lady in the deli line because she asks too many questions? My company arrives in ten minutes. 2. How many days until New Year’s Eve? Gluten Intolerant? 3. What hell do I serve guests that claim to be vegan, gluten intolerant, pescetarian, raw foodist, semi-vegetarian, lacto-vegetarian, … [Read more...]