Tommy T’s Comedy Club June 8

Five Minutes As Stand-Up Comic Stacey Gustafson

Tommy T's Comedy Club Wed, June 8 Show starts 7:30 Doors open 6:30 Looking for something fun to do on Wednesday night? Join me and my friends at Tommy T's for laughs. Line up includes hilarious comics like David Naimyar, Priyanka Wali, Blake Jones and Raul Panya. I've got 10 minutes of fresh jokes about stuff like parents, husbands, teens and more. I need you to come out and support comedy in Pleasanton. Plus, it's a slow TV night! Bring your husband for a Couples Night, celebrate the end of school year or Girls Night Out. See you Wednesday.             https://youtu.be/7hyRz7vlpAA … [Read more...]

Somewhat Irrational Fears – Murder at Marriott

Somewhat Irrational Fears - Murder at the Marriott Stacey Gustafson

Some people have irrational fears, like fear of heights, spiders or public speaking. When it hits, survival instincts kick in and we go from calm to paranoid in a microsecond. My phobia was scelerophobia, fear of burglars, bad men or crime in general. This causes me to check and recheck hotel locks. Constantly being vigilant can be exhausting. Since I usually go out of town with my husband, I’m a bit of a novice when it comes to overnight travel, but one thing I understand perfectly is personal safety. My accommodations at the Marriott in Dayton, Ohio for the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop had all the essential amenities, free shampoo, complementary breakfast and no husband or kids. … [Read more...]

Five Minutes As Stand-Up Comic

Five Minutes As Stand-Up Comic Stacey Gustafson

Do I have to come right out and say it? I’m a wannabe comic. I love everything about comedy from hilarious sitcoms like Black-ish and Modern Family to guaranteed-to-make-you-laugh authors like Nora Ephron and Dave Barry. But what I enjoy the most is stand-up comedy. I’ve always admired that stand-up comic who got in front of a crowd and told jokes, hecklers be damned! Stand-Up Comic Twenty-five years ago, I imagined myself on stage doing the opening act for one of my favorites, Tim Allen. We saw him perform in Atlanta before he appeared on the TV series, Home Improvement, and I wondered, “What’s it feel like having the full attention of an audience?” As a young, married … [Read more...]

Quotes from Writers at Erma Bombeck Workshop

Writers' Quotes at Erma Bombeck Workshop - Part 1 Stacey Gustafson

Dozens of award winning authors, playwrights, actors, entrepreneurs, agents, speakers and bloggers flooded into Dayton, Ohio for the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop, a workshop dedicated to humor and human interest writing. Each day, the workshop began at 9 a.m. and ended at 5 p.m., with lunch breaks featuring greats such as Amy Ephron, Kathy Kinney and Cindy Ratzlaff. The fun didn’t end there. We were treated to keynote speakers during dinner such as Roy Blunt, Jr., Leighann Lord, and a one-woman staged reading of Erma Bombeck: At Wit’s End, starring Barbara Chisholm. Not trusting my own memory, I wrote down the quotes from  writers during the sessions. Alan Zweibel Original … [Read more...]

Got My Funny Back At Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop 2016

Got My Funny Back at Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Stacey Gustafson

“Hi, I’m the one with the cat that got stuck in the furnace last week,” said Mary Levad Lovstad, one of the first attendees I met at the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop. At that moment, she’d confirmed that I was in the right place, one where my peeps, cheerleaders, and agenda-free friends gathered to listen to incredible stories, and share in our joy and sorrow. You Can Write! For three nights, every two years, humor writers descended on Dayton, Ohio to be reinvigorated by Erma Bombeck's reminder, “You can write!” I came to find my direction again. My spark had faded and I need my butt kicked to get out of the funk. For the first time in 21 years, I did not have children to … [Read more...]

10 Reasons to Love/Hate The Bachelor Ben Higgins

10 Reasons to Love/Hate the Bachelor Ben Higgins Stacey Gustafson

Reasons to Love/Hate The Bachelor Ben Higgins Hate: You Told Two Women, “I love you” Worst. Decision. Ever. And because of that, Lauren B./Jojo will remind you of it for the rest of your life. Trust me on this. Women never forget. You had so many opportunities to say it without cameras during the Fantasy Suite Night. Even Chris Harrison nearly pooped his pants. Oh, Ben. Watch https://www.whipclip.com/video/qxq87 https://youtu.be/JDy3E05gLMc Hate: Brainwashed by Olivia Why, oh, why did that bossy big mouth, Olivia, so easily seduce you? Sure, she’s a 23-year-old news anchor, poised and intelligent. But when she jumped out of that cake in a belly-dancing outfit, you had to scream … [Read more...]

Funny Actual Amazon Reviews for Climbing Claws, Stun Guns and Men’s Briefs

Funny Actual Amazon Reviews for Climbing Claws, Stun Guns and Men’s Briefs

I’ve found an unexpected source of humor on the Internet, Actual Amazon Reviews. Amazon Reviews were originally meant to provide helpful warnings and advice to future customers. Now Internet jokesters are using Amazon Reviews as a way to ridicule strange products like “Hand tiger” climbing claws and dangerous items, like stun guns. Even Amazon Reviews on men’s briefs can be a forum for high comedy. I’ve picked out some of my favorites below. For more, read 8 Stupid Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews http://www.cracked.com/article_18939_8-stupid-amazon-products-with-impressively-sarcastic-reviews.html   Fury Martial Arts Tekagi-Shuko "Hand Tiger" … [Read more...]

Join Me and My Friends at Tommy T’s Comedy Club Fundraiser March 1

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Tommy T's Comedy Club One thing I know, never underestimate the power of friendship. With a little help from 70 of my best friends, I braved my nerves and performed Stand-Up at Tommy T’s Comedy Club February 2. What a rush! Even though going out in flames was a strong possibility, I charged ahead because I had an audience that believed in me. Best Comic And then guess what? I won Best Comic at Open Mic Night, one of my greatest moments. I was honored and moved that my friends helped me achieve #1 on my bucket list. Tommy T’s even ran out of food and made up for it with free margaritas. My daughter said, “Congratulations, you broke Tommy T’s.” Now I’m honored to do it again. … [Read more...]