Funny Actual Amazon Reviews for Climbing Claws, Stun Guns and Men’s Briefs

I’ve found an unexpected source of humor on the Internet, Actual Amazon Reviews. Amazon Reviews were originally meant to provide helpful warnings and advice to future customers. Now Internet jokesters are using Amazon Reviews as a way to ridicule strange products like “Hand tiger” climbing claws and dangerous items, like stun guns. Even Amazon Reviews on men’s briefs can be a forum for high comedy. I’ve picked out some of my favorites below. For more, read 8 Stupid Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews http://www.cracked.com/article_18939_8-stupid-amazon-products-with-impressively-sarcastic-reviews.html   Fury Martial Arts Tekagi-Shuko "Hand Tiger" Climbing … [Read more...]

Join Me and My Friends at Tommy T’s Comedy Club Fundraiser March 1

Tommy T's Comedy Club One thing I know, never underestimate the power of friendship. With a little help from 70 of my best friends, I braved my nerves and performed Stand-Up at Tommy T’s Comedy Club February 2. What a rush! Even though going out in flames was a strong possibility, I charged ahead because I had an audience that believed in me. Best Comic And then guess what? I won Best Comic at Open Mic Night, one of my greatest moments. I was honored and moved that my friends helped me achieve #1 on my bucket list. Tommy T’s even ran out of food and made up for it with free margaritas. My daughter said, “Congratulations, you broke Tommy T’s.” Now I’m honored to do it again. Join Regina … [Read more...]

Actual Amazon Reviews for Ninja Grappling Hook Will Blow Your Mind

Amazon reviews are an opportunity to express yourself and provide honest and strange insight on the most unusual items. Ever heard of a Ninja Grappling Hook? Check out my personal selection of the “most helpful customer reviews” for the Ninja Grappling Hook. What's a grappling hook you ask? It's a scary pointy hook attached to a long nylon rope used to help you grapple out from a tight spot of course. The Actual Amazon Reviews will blow your mind. You’ll want to read to the end. https://youtu.be/4UxRYsaqSYo   Actual Amazon Reviews for Ninja Grappling Hook Will Blow Your Mind Pretty good 4.0 out of 5 stars I must admit, I had pretty high expectations for these. I *stupidly* … [Read more...]

Stuff Mom Won’t Miss When Kid’s In College

Now that my youngest child is off to college, my friends asked, "What's the stuff mom won't miss when kid's in college?" You won't believe how much free time you will have. You may wonder how a grown kid (an adult, so he claimed) required so much time. And if you’re a mom with a kid or two in school, I bet you know the answer. There's just a lot of stuff Mom won't miss! Stuff Mom Won’t Miss When Kid’s in College School Drop Off – I have two kids. That means I’ve dropped kids off at school for over 13 years, with a slight break when a kid turned 16. For God’s sake, administrators, get it together. Go out there with a sign and tell those parents to pull forward! Their lazy kids can walk a … [Read more...]

11 Things I Think About At the Grocery Store During the Holidays

I bet you'd be appalled if you knew what things I think about at the grocery store during the holidays. My mind is going as fast as a teenage girl texting her BFF once I enter the supermarket. Here's a sneak peek at the things I think about at the grocery story during the holidays: 11 Things I Think About at the Grocery Store During the Holidays 1. Will I be arrested if I knock down that elderly lady in the deli line because she asks too many questions? My company arrives in ten minutes. 2. How many days until New Year’s Eve? Gluten Intolerant? 3. What hell do I serve guests that claim to be vegan, gluten intolerant, pescetarian, raw foodist, semi-vegetarian, lacto-vegetarian, … [Read more...]

13 Reasons My Husband’s Cheaper Than the Dog

My husband munched on a carrot stick and glanced over at Stanley, our 9 year-old cock-a-chon. “Man, that dog has the life,” he said. “Look at him devouring that Pup-Peroni. How much do those treats cost anyway?” he said, raising his voice. “Ah, don’t worry about it. They’re not too expensive,” I said, causing a distraction by tossing him a Snickers bar. “And besides, he loves it.” https://youtu.be/v-FNOvU_wdQ Reasons My Husband's Cheaper Than the Dog My husband had a point. Once you added it all up, our dog’s grooming habits cost easily five times more than his. Heck, the dog’s tooth cleaning alone cost $350. Since my husband rarely went to the doctor, had no know allergies and trimmed … [Read more...]

10 Things I Hate About France

Vacationing in France with our college kids was a chance of a lifetime but not without a few complaints. Granted, the museums are unmatched, cheese simply delicious and great wine is served everywhere, but still, I missed some things about America, especially my big, tall Starbucks to-go cup. Needless to say, I discovered at least “10 Things I Hate About France” and wanted to share it with you. Bathrooms – Public bathrooms in the City of Lights are as scarce as water in California. Men and women use the same bathroom and that’s yucky. I actually waited in line for a unisex stall when a man came in and unzipped his pants. And squat toilets? No think you! My thighs are not firm … [Read more...]

10 Things I Love About France

Our family embarked on a late summer vacation before the kiddos went off to college. Paris and the surrounding countryside beckoned. We enjoyed relaxing over leisurely meals undisturbed by our iPhones and California lifestyle. I discovered at least “10 Things I Love About France” and wanted to share it with you. Coffee and Chocolate Croissants – The French serve the most scrumptious, simple breakfast. Try sipping on hot, slightly bitter coffee with buttery, warm chocolate croissants as you people watch at the crossroads of contemporary culture. It’s an exquisite experience. Clothes – The French definitely dress better. They keep it simple by wearing a neutral palette of gray, black, … [Read more...]