Funny Parenting Sayings Spotted on Magnets and Mugs

Need a boost of laughter? Check out these funny parenting sayings spotted on magnets and mugs. Even when kids crack your face, break your stuff and question your sanity, it's nice to know you're not alone. Don't forget to check out my favorite family sitcoms, The Middle and The Goldbergs. Parenting is mostly just being screamed at by a tiny idiot. The first rule of parenting: Never negotiate with terrorists. I child proofed by house but they still get in. If drinking on the front porch counts, then yes, call me outdoorsy. Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom? Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute. My swimsuit told me to go to the gym today … [Read more...]

How to Be An Emcee When You’re Stupid Like Me

Ever wonder how to be an emcee? If you’re considering being an MC or the Master of Ceremonies at an event that means that you’re the host for the performance or party. Your responsibilities include speaker introductions, announcements, audience engagement, and general storyteller. You’re kind of the jack-of-all-trades plus the court jester. It’s fun but to do your best, you need to learn the key essential elements. My second chance to be an emcee for the PTA went better after learning the basic steps. I prepared and rehearsed my seven-minute bit in front of the mirror and to my husband. You benefit by practicing in front of a live audience. Then the big day arrived. After the host … [Read more...]

Reasons Why We Love Dogs

Did you know why we really do love dogs as much as we love our children? It’s a scientific fact. According to, “New research shows that when our canine pals stare into our eyes, they activate the same hormonal response that bonds us to human infants.” Why We Love Dogs Move over Grumpy Cat, dog videos are starting to dominate the Internet. Who hasn’t noticed Bo the Pomeranian with over 17 million Facebook likes? Or Marnie, the Shih Tzu sporting a dangling tongue out of the corner of her mouth? This is why we love dogs! Who doesn’t remember loving Lassie, Snoopy from Peanut’s … [Read more...]

Must Know Facts About Alamo Women’s Club

Alamo Women’s Club I’ve met a group of women that will restore you faith in human kindness, the Alamo Women's Club. They inspire with their boundless enthusiasm and benevolence through their charitable acts. I’m proud to call them my friends and be a part of their movement to help those in need through philanthropy. The Alamo Women’s Club is the oldest women’s club in Alamo, serving the community by bringing women together for fun, learning, sharing and philanthropy. Hop over to their website to discover how you can be a part of their efforts to make our community a better place for everyone to live, learn and thrive. Alamo Women's Club … [Read more...]

Love Dogs? Try A Dog’s Purpose

Love dogs? Try A Dog’s Purpose, a family film for all, released in theaters January 27. A Dog’s Purpose is based on the book of the same name. It features the hilarious Josh Gad as the voice of the movie’s lovable dog or, err, multiple dogs. Starring hottie Dennis Quaid as Ethan, Britt Robertson, Peggy Lipton and K.J. Apa, A Dog’s Purpose is sure to become a family favorite. According to Entertainment Weekly… In the new trailer . . . we get a peek at Gad voicing a reincarnated canine that changes the lives of his many owners and finds the meaning in his own life. Gad starts out playing a dog named Bailey, who is the steadfast companion of a boy named … [Read more...]

More People You Hate on Facebook

Who are the people you hate on Facebook? Do they brag about their Pinterest conquests? Rally behind their favorite politician? Can’t stop talking about numero uno? Does this sound like you? Most definitions below are from Urban Dictionary. What’s Urban Dictionary? According to Wikipedia, originally, Urban Dictionary was intended as a dictionary of slang, or cultural words or phrases, not typically found in standard dictionaries, but it is now used to define any word or phrase. Over Doer: People You Hate on Facebook Definition: The over doer is one who … [Read more...]

I Will Pimp Out My Vote At the Presidential Election

Listen up Hillary Clinton. And you too Donald Trump. Let me be perfectly clear. I’m not ashamed to admit, I will pimp out my vote at the presidential election. I realize that federal spending is out of control, jobs and economy are a major concern, national security, immigration and health care are big issues but what about the little things? To get my vote at the presidential election, you need to do something for me, Mr. or Mrs. Future President. Read on. Free Back Waxing Offer free waxing for men with excessive back hair. The government should pick up the tab. A law would prohibit men from exposing “back, shoulders, chest, ear or other body parts with an inordinate amount of hair.” … [Read more...]

5 Types of People You Hate on Facebook

There are over 5 types of people you hate on Facebook. You know the type. From the lurker to the social justice warrior, people use Facebook for different reasons. Which one are you? Most definitions are found on Urban Dictionary. What's Urban Dictionary? According to Wikipedia, originally, Urban Dictionary was intended as a dictionary of slang, or cultural words or phrases, not typically found in standard dictionaries.   Lurker: People You Hate on Facebook Definition: A lurker is someone that follows the forum but doesn’t post. – Urban Dictionary Lurkers … [Read more...]