Don’t Forget the Duct Tape – Dad’s Guide to Fixing Things

In honor of dads everywhere, I’m dedicating this article to duct tape, the frugal man’s best friend. Some of my fondest memories involved my father’s ingenious approach to fixing things with duct tape. He used it to stretch the lifespan of shoes, pants, appliances, automobiles, toys, tools, and furniture. I remember when he customized his old slippers with Duct Tape, extending their lifespan another decade. King of the Duct Tape My father visited from out-of-town when the kids were toddlers to offer support when my husband traveled. Before my husband left, he warned, “Don’t let your father fiddle with our stuff. He tries to fix it all with Super Glue and Duct Tape.” “Sure. I’ll keep him … [Read more...]

Not Your Mother’s Book…On Travel Book Review

Hey, I'm in Not Your Mother's Book...On Travel.  This is my third book in the NYMB series.  I'm thrilled, elated, and bounce-off-the-wall excited to share the news with you!!  It's been a blast to be involved with terrific editors at Publishing Syndicate and meet great women like Dahlynn McKowen, CEO/publisher, and Terri Elders, co-creator. Nothing beats a good book at the beach. Grab a copy of Not Your Mother's Book...On Travel from Amazon by clicking the link,'ll be glad you did. My friend, Julie Royce, wrote a wonderful book review on Wandering Educators this week. Here's an excerpt from Julie's article. Travel Book Review by Julie Royce The Perfect Book for … [Read more...]

Mom Fights Back at End of School Year

A few years ago, after dropping my kids off at middle school, I met a couple of friends at Starbucks.  The conversations went something like this--- End of School Year “So, what’d you get on your report card?” I asked, tapping a venti latte with my nails. “Five A’s, 2B’s.  How about you?” said another mom as she checked her cell phone. “Four A’s, one B and one C.  Took me two parent teacher meetings and a call to the principal to get the C,” I said. “Try harder next time.” Things have gotten so bad that we feel personally responsible for kid’s failures, always trying to resolve problems.  It’s time to stop helping so much and let them learn from the consequences of their … [Read more...]

How Being Mom is Like the Department of Motor Vehicles – DMV

After taking my son to get his permit at the DMV, I said to myself, "Hey, this place feels like home."  Everyone is always mad at you. “If you don’t have an appointment, you’re in the wrong line,” says the first person I meet at the DMV, his nostrils flaring.  Returning home after grocery shopping, a wave of anger hits me in the face.  “Did you remember the Pop-Tarts?” whines my son.  “You don’t expect me to watch Castle on TV?” complains my hubby. There’s no place like home.  There’s no place like home. There’s lots of eye rolling. “Is this the line to renew your license?”  I say.  A huge arm points to the farthest corner of the DMV.  “Read the signs, lady.  It’s over there,” says … [Read more...]

Don’t Lick the Minivan Book Release

My friend and fellow blogger, Leanne Shirtliffe, has released a new book, Don’t Lick the Minivan and Other Things I Never Thought I’d Say To My Kids (Skyhorse, May 2013). This is the first time I’ve ever called someone a friend that I have never met.  I’ve been following her blog for months and attended her webinar, How To Write Funny (Er): 10 Humor Techniques for Writers of Fiction and Nonfiction.  I feel like I know her now! Leanne asked me to be part of her Don’t Lick the Minivan book release, or the DLM Street Team. I was fortunate to get an advance copy of her book and wanted to share it with you. Her humor hits the spot for the mom trying to please everyone, with very little … [Read more...]

Meet Gretchen McNeil, Young Adult Author Possess

Gretchen McNeil was the guest speaker at the Tri-Valley Writers Club meeting on May 18.  She offered writing tips and insight into the publishing world that were invaluable.  Her upbeat attitude and boundless energy invigorated me to get back down to the business of writing my novel. More on Gretchen McNeil She’s an opera singer, clown, and writer. She has written the Young Adult horror POSSESS about a teen exorcist which debuted in 2011. Her follow up,TEN was released in 2012, and her third novel 3:59 is scheduled for fall of this year.  She is currently working on a Young Adult mystery/suspense series Don’t Get Mad, which will begin in 2014. Find out more about Gretchen at … [Read more...]

God Damned Disrespectful Teens Make Me Angry

Guest Blogger, Don Mills, contributed this article. Read more about Don below. Disrespectful Teens The problem with young people today is that they have no respect for their elders. Back when I was a sprog we were expected to be polite, respectful and afraid of old people. We said “please” and “thank you” and would never have dared to call an adult by their Christian name. But these uppity youngsters today have no respect. They give you sass, lip, guff, guff lip, lip sass, sass lip and generally behave in a way that makes it unsafe for us older folks to venture outside of our homes for fear of teenage mockery, robbery, stupidity or worse. Call Adults By First Name But what really … [Read more...]

What Women Really Want For Mother’s Day

It's Mother's Day Is it a complete mystery what women really want for Mother's Day?  My day was always big bust and I was too exhausted to endure it again.  This Mother's Day I came up with a brilliant idea. Two days before the big event, I prepared my answer to the question,  “What do you want for Mother’s Day?” “Nothing,” I said. “Come on, we have to get you something.  What do you want?” “Nothing.  I want a day filled with nothing.  No fighting.  No laundry.  No cooking.  No TV,” I said. “You’re just saying that.  You’d be mad if we don’t get you a gift.” “Nope.  This is what I really want.” “No way.  That’s too hard.  Just let us get you a gift.” I stood my … [Read more...]